“Hell is other people.”— Jean-Paul Sartre (via neckkiss)
Me: tomorrow is tomorrow I can stay up late fuck shit
My brain:
harvard? you mean from legally blonde? you know thats not a real school right?
vampireapologist-archive-deacti:
we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed
no we absolutely do not
yes we do
i wanna slap dr phil’s bald fuckin head so hard that he deflates like a balloon
